I had an abominable 1983 Rabbit diesel in college. My senior-and-a-half years I lived in an equally loathsome house off South 11th Street in Waco, Texas. There was a longish driveway leading to a slab where the garage used to be. Normally we had a 13" Hobie catamaran parked there, but my roommate took it home to San… » 9/15/14 11:56am Yesterday 11:56am

You had to have had the keys when you came back, because you parked the bike. You took said keys off the bike, and you were DIDDLING them as you walked in the door, and when you inevitably had a TRANSMOGRIFICATION of epic proportions, you put the keys by the HEFFALUMP. When you came to ADULTFRIENDFINDER.COM and posted… » 9/11/14 2:59pm Thursday 2:59pm

I honestly wonder if there's an unwritten policy in billing, insurance, or customer service in general, that states since most people either don't pay attention or don't have the faculties to pursue rectification, go ahead and screw with the customer in hopes they'll give up, thus profit. » 9/11/14 1:09pm Thursday 1:09pm

Rowan Atkinson for McLaren. Not that McLaren needs a spokesperson, but I just want to see Mr. Bean and Black Adder racing one another, sort of Mario Kart-style, down some twisting British B road in a pair of P1's. Mr. Bean could make the pitch in his typical mumble grunt "language" while Black Adder nefariously… » 9/11/14 12:10pm Thursday 12:10pm

We've done everything we can think of to curb our dog's aggression problems. She's a shelter dog who was abused by a previous owner. She first bit the AC tech three years ago, then attacked a boy (who antagonized her) at our community park while on her leash. Most recently, she ran so hard and fast to attack a man and… » 9/10/14 4:37pm 9/10/14 4:37pm

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